Honest Mongoose

Hm... it's halfway through October? I guess I'll apply a single filter to my profile picture and change my username. There we go. Now back to bed.

*takes deep breath*
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONGOOSE!
          IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, TOO!
          AND THOUGH WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE SPECIAL,
          I'LL SAY IT FOR YOU!
          
          x3333 Heh, my sister happened to bring the topic up and I knew I couldn't just sit around while our comedic genius buddy celebrated his b-day. C; So I hope you're doing good! Enjoy yourself, dude! (And don't forget that my account is always open for PMs. :3 If you're ever bored or want to talk or get advice or whatever.)

Just going about my business, writing down a few ideas, checking my notifications... I haven't checked my profile in a while, maybe I should head over there. No new messages, everything's in order... wait a minute... FIFTY ONE followers? Fifty one??? Woah! This is so incredible! I can't believe it! Oh my gosh, I don't even have the words for this moment! I cannot believe... that I missed doing anything for fifty followers! No, but seriously, thank you to all my followers. I know I don't post very much, and that's actually because: 1, I'm secretly a member of the FBI. 2, I have no thumbs, and therefore it's really hard to do anything. 3, I have a book that I'm working on but am not releasing until it is perfect, which is going to take a long time, because I put a lot of time into that thing. But anyway, thank you to everyone who's been with me since the beginning, and welcome to anyone who just showed up, whether you've read my old (and bad) books, or whether you only followed me so you'd be notified when my Gravity Falls Truth or Dare was updated. And a big, big thank you to anyone who actually read this far. You're my new favorite.
          
          It took me so long to type this without thumbs... I mean, until next time, THANK YOU!!! - Le Mongoosé

Dont yo just Hater it wen autocorect doesnt work? Or when it chanjes words tha you sppeled write and maks thems rong? Its knot that biG ov an isssue, thogh. It hardlee ever hapens twoo mee.

@HonestMongoose how do you put a book in the Wattys?

For all my Faller friends (and by that, I mean fans of Gravity Falls),
          
          It's Watty season again! Usually, I don't pay any attention to that, as I'm here to improve my skills and figure out what writing I enjoy and am good at. I don't really consider any of my stories to be "winner" material. But my Gravity Falls Truth or Dare (but mostly dare) book... well, it's my most popular book by a landslide (a REALLY big landslide). So I figured, what the heck? I'll give it a go! So my Gravity Falls T or D is up and running in the 2017 Wattys! Please note that I don't expect to win, and I wrote it a LONG time ago, but it'll still be interesting to see what happens!
          
          Watch some Falls re-runs for me! - Le Mongoosé

Mongoose Moment: So yesterday, my sister felt like playing Wii Fit Plus, and I was watching her. She was scrolling the game menu when I saw a certain game: Lotus Focus. Basically, you watch a candle on screen while sitting on a board. The system will make weird sounds and pop things on the screen to ruin your focus and get you to move. You have to try to stay still as long as possible. And I always, ALWAYS, lost when a symbal flashed across the screen and a guy shouted. So my sister started the game, and we put a bag full of stuff on the bag. Its weight was even across both sides. The game began. The bag did not move. Weird creaking noises began. The bag did not move. Suddenly, a symbal flashed on the scream and a guy shouted! The bag did not move. It's a bag. It does not move. It cannot move. It physically cannot move, because IT IS A BAG. And then the game ended, telling us that we had failed. Yeah... okay. That's nice. The point? YOU CAN'T WIN LOTUS FOCUS. EVEN IF YOU'RE A BAG.

An update for anyone who wants to know: It's been an eternity since I did anything on Wattpad! I just want you all to know that I'm not gone. I simply write when I'm inspired to do so, and I'm not going to write it I'm not in the mood. I'll probably publish some stuff soon, but even if you think I'm not around, I'll still read books, private messages, and comments.
          
          Have a great day/night/week!
          
          

Big Announcement: Help is desperately needed! I have a fading canvas in my mind, and I need some creativity to color it back to life! I'm thirsty for inspiration, and I've made a new book to ask for help finding some. But it can help you, too! If you're in need of inspiration, or have some to give away, please see my new book, "A Cup of Inspiration, Please". Once ideas start coming in, we can get the creative energy flowing even stronger than ever!

I was writing The Vanished today, and I wrote the word "couldn't". The wonderful auto-correct saw my obvious error and replaced with "could-tree". Brilliant. Thank you, auto-correct. That is definetely what I meant. I could-tree have said it better.