Hello there! I don't really have anything funny or interesting to write here so I thought I would type in 'funny statuses' in Google and these were some of the best...
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm a little tired of solving them for you.
“Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.
'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'
People don't realize how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept until 2PM.
If supermarkets had some humor they would put the deodorants in the upper shelves.
"Single"
Is not a status, it is a good word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. This person chooses own life path.
Lol, Hope you like them! If I find anymore good ones I'll add them when I get a chance! That's all for now, byee ;)
