LocalTrashCan

Guys. None of my friends are awake and I don't know what to do. I thought my mother and step father broke up but they're going at it. They're playing go fish so hard right now. What the fuck. How will I live? No one has responded to my spam of "EW. I'M ASEXUAL. PLEASE SPARE ME." And I really have no clue how I'm gonna look my mom in the eye. I'm afraid for what the dogs have seen. The dogs that are up there IN THE ROOM, fyi. You can deadass hear everything in this house. And oh my fUcKiNg hElL do I wish I couldn't. Whoever is out there, do not let your parents play go fish. Knock on the fucking door and tell them to fuck off or something. Don't subject yourself to the terrors I've overheard. Don't subject yourself I say 

Why do half of my followers speak a foreign language? I'm not sure what to do and I'm terrified.

For all of you fanfiction readers, I have something for you. You can download a chrome extension called "InteractiveFics" that changes Y/N to your actual name on literally everything. I've been laughing like a criminally insane person for the last 10 minutes out of pure fucking joy and it's beautiful.

Absolutely no one:
          My brain past my bedtime: If you like LEON KUWATA—

I would like to personally thank you for following me with this message
          
          There Is no turning back after you read this. Trust me this will put a smile on your face. Every night someone thinks about you. At least 15 people in this world love you (including me). The only reason someone should ever hate you is because they want to be like you. There are two types of people in this world, either of which that are with you or against you (don't worry i'm with you).
          
          You mean everything to someone. Someone you might not even expect loves you! When you make a mistake, something good will always come from it even if you don't know it. Always remember the compliments someone has given you and ignore the rude remarks! Always remember you are loved no matter what. You can do incredible things HopeHellHasWifi  all you have to do is put your mind to it. 
          
          F- fight for you
          
          R-respect you 
          
          l-involve you
          
          N-Need you 
          
          E-encourage you 
          
          D- Deserve you 
          
          Remember no matter what happens you will always have someone in your corner and i'm always open to talk

Me, at the dentist, where they pulled out the scrapey tool and everything and the only thing that hurt me was the water:
          
          Dentists: it's going to feel like a candy is stuck in your teeth when you bite down
          Me, with an overbite and has to bite things with my top teeth and my tongue because my damn braces hurt: Ha jokes on you I feel nothing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY JUNGKOOK
          YOU'RE FETUS SELF SHALL BE MISSED
          YOU'RE 23 AND OLDER THAN ME
          AND I'M KIND OF PISSED
          DA DA DA DA DA DA

Yo, my bedroom door just creaked open and there's no one there.
          Help.

Me last year: the fuck is Harry Potter?
          Me this year: screw it *watches one crack video*
          *now owns the entire book series and every movie*
          *shouts spells at everyone*
          *wears a Gryffindor sweatshirt daily*
          No, I don't see a difference.

I agree with your bio, the Turning was actually really good plus the soundtrack slaps
          And I cried so hard at the Goldfinch I feel you