"Hang onto your dream. Hang onto your dream! Unless it's the one where you're cleaning the street with your tongue. Let that dream go"- Dave Broadfoot

"I'm a Canadian. I like Canada. I don't have to go to the States in order to be fulfilled as a human being" - Roger Abbott

Hi, there. I'm an author with virtually no life. You can also call me either Faith, Bryn and/or insane. I also happen to be:

-Canadian
-Bisexual
-a Scorpio (born Nov 13)
-a Slytherin
-obsessed with Weird Al
-insane (in case you haven't realised it yet)

I hate Donald Twerp, the Kardashians (why am I even wasting my brain cells thinking about them?!), most of today's music, abysmal grammar and Daylight Saving Time. I will also throw a fit if a non-American spells "defence," "centre," "colour," "offence," "pretence" and similar words wrong, because when it comes to spelling English words, there's the British way and then there's the wrong way. 

When I'm not writing, sleeping, eating or drawing, I'm usually binge-watching old Air Farce skits on YouTube. As a result, I have a ton of "Jean Chrétien*" quotes in my head and a ton of potentially useless knowledge on Canadian politics in the 1990s. My favourite books are "King's Cage" by Victoria Aveyard, "Jalna" by Mazo de la Roche and "Fred and George and the Toilers of Trouble" by @MCliffordAuthor . I'm about half-fluent in French, and though I hardly curse in English, I let 'er rip en français.

I don't think I mentioned this, but I'm insane, and unlike most people on Wattpad who claim this, I have substantial proof. It's called "Sin, And Therefore Virtue." 


*Roger Abbott's impersonation of him.