✨19
✨college😖 STEM major😔 foreign language minor😭
✨my username is an oxymoron, but I'm just a moron
✨crunchy

Fav food: that little 'Do Not Eat' packet in beef jerky
Fav drink: bleach
Fav TV show: The Office and Friends
Fav book: LUNAR CHRONICLES ALL THE WAY

Puns made with my username: 48

"An amazing author, 10/10."
-The New York Times

"The best user book I've ever seen"
-The Washington Post 

"Why are you having me write a review, screw you."
-Anonymous Friend

"Such a sweetheart!"
-Mom