since no one reads these basically im gonna post random stuff
Person, flirtish: man, he can kiss me any day/rescue me any day
Me, flirtish: Man, he can tear my fingers off of me, rip my eyes out from their sockets, pour boiling hot water on my flesh until it sizzles and brutally murder me if you know what I'm sayin' ;)
because idk how to flirt and im pretty edgy.