New hosts have arrived in Cricket Creek. The script is being rewritten. Welcome to the show.
You think you've seen a 'dark' mentor? You haven't met Joey. He's a failed actor who treats the apocalypse like a Broadway show and wears a maid's apron while he lectures you on how to die 'artistically.' He's the most pathetic, dangerous man you'll ever read. Check the first 5 chapters of my New Weird epic.