Note this was inspired by @MoonlightMysteryMlp 's post "my experiences at band camp in a nutshell"
Last year (2017), I had my first (major) experiences with theatre. I could go on and on about the emotional ways musical theatre has changed my life, but for the sake of you guys I'll say random things said during my theatre experiences that go better without context.
• "Me in 50 years"
• "His nose runs and his feet smell"
•"She knew the song"
•*performance day: my partner: idk my lines
Me: *perfectly recites them
• "aww! I wanted your character/ I wanted yours!"
• "this wicked book is my life!"
• "THIS HAMILTON BOOK IS $45 WHAT THE FRICK?!"
{{[next one might be taken offensively so stop if easily triggered]
• "WHY IS THERE A SWASTIKA IN THIS WINDOW FRAME?!" }}
• "whelp, we know who got the role!"
• *5000 references to the beauty and the beast play
• my favorite musical is about a girl who becomes popular and falls in love with a guy, BUT PLOT TWIST! He's a psychopath!
• "fidget spinners"
• who among you has a fidget spinner?
• who among you has watched my little pony?
• who among you has more than one fidget spinner?
• who among you has gotten detention?
• my teacher banned the word 'fidget spinner'
• you don't need microphones!
• I LOST MY PAPER MICROPHONE!!!!
• *anti gravity pants*
• *play jokes*
• "out of the 30 shows I've done, only now I could honestly say, I don't know what to expect."
• *watch me and my partner be the only people who do their jobs*
• "LOUDER!"
• "I WANT SASS!"
• "YOU HAD ONE JOB!"
• "we need three more months."
• our [insert random suessical the musical Character here] can't sing worth crap
• "I HAVE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON [insert Horton actor here]
• "whelp my friend hates my now!"
• "why do you wanna be a guy role?!"
• "that's not how casting works."
• "you should be an ensemble character!"
• *Lemme smash! plz!*