Hourling4

Why in the crap are people obsessed with inaccurate werewolves and vampires?
          	Too many freaking romance stories that are technically necrophilia and beastiality (how do you spell that). 
          	I mean, if you are going to pretty boy-ify things at least make something fun like a full on undead or some kind of unknown horror from the cosmos.
          	I wish there are more werewolves that actually look a bit wolfish when human. Scruffy and wild looking instead of a waxed playboy. Full on trucker doing his day to day job with a monty break of crazy animal time.
          	Or even a vampire that has a true form that is more undead looking, like vampires are. Where are the jutting ribs or clawed boney fingers. I want a Voldemort looking recluse of a vampire trying a hand at something.
          	Freaking teenager appeal making stories all about how hot something is instead of how cool something is.
          	I am a little mad that I cant find a story to read on my “for you page” that does not include romance.
          	Sorry for those that read this rant/shitpost.

Hourling4

Why in the crap are people obsessed with inaccurate werewolves and vampires?
          Too many freaking romance stories that are technically necrophilia and beastiality (how do you spell that). 
          I mean, if you are going to pretty boy-ify things at least make something fun like a full on undead or some kind of unknown horror from the cosmos.
          I wish there are more werewolves that actually look a bit wolfish when human. Scruffy and wild looking instead of a waxed playboy. Full on trucker doing his day to day job with a monty break of crazy animal time.
          Or even a vampire that has a true form that is more undead looking, like vampires are. Where are the jutting ribs or clawed boney fingers. I want a Voldemort looking recluse of a vampire trying a hand at something.
          Freaking teenager appeal making stories all about how hot something is instead of how cool something is.
          I am a little mad that I cant find a story to read on my “for you page” that does not include romance.
          Sorry for those that read this rant/shitpost.

Hourling4

It has been a very long time.
          I have fallen out of a fandom and into a new one.
          I do not think i can continue any of the current stories.
          Life has happened and i have a dream job that is stable.
          I might write again on this site but till then, enjoy what is there.
          Just cause it is the end of my book doesn’t mean it is the end of the story. Take the ideas and minimal inspiration and imagine what could have happened. That is the beauty of story telling i enjoy.

Hourling4

Someone tried to scam the old lady that used to have my phone number. 
          I played along, telling them that the old owner is either dead or changed her number. Then i got a good moment to point them out. 
          I then said (this is a lie) “I wont tell on you. It is nice to talk to someone while sorting my ‘products’” she then hung up.
          I made a scan artist think i deal with drugs or something. Lol

Spartan3636

@Hourling4 that is very funny.
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Hourling4

Got back from the new transformers movie.
          They did my man wheeljack dirty.
          Bro went from an inventor cowboy ninja explosives expert to a full on nerd. 
          At least they improved their character redesign and actually put at least one explosive into the plot.
          I also sense the crossover coming up. Think they will include the micronaughts or MTMTE, but i shouldnt get my hopes up.

itisiMind

@Hourling4 Yeah, Wheeljack wasn't the best
            Several people have pointed out his personality even more closely matched Beachcomber
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Hourling4

Well this is awkward. 
          I have writers block on a crack fic.
          Usually i have enough insanity to share.
          Guess i found my sanity. 
          Give me five minutes to forget where it is. Might put it down somewhere weird again.

thatonekidscreams

Consume the crack memes. Should help
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Hourling4

@itisiMind its alright. :]
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itisiMind

@Hourling4 Oof, I’m sorry
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Hourling4

Been a while since i sent a notification.
          Currently in my graduation ceremony. 
          
          Tbh i wasnt paying attention. Is there a test after this or something?
          
          Anyways i have some cheez its in my pocket rn. Want some?

Inva1idus3r

@Hourling4 yoink *starts eating the pocket cheez*
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Hourling4

@Inva1idus3r understood. Take it-
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Inva1idus3r

@Hourling4 I'll take your whole stock
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Ord1n4ryFr1d4y965

Hey, I was wondering. Do you like cosmic horror or just horror in general?

Hourling4

But yes i do like horror. Monsters are cool though.
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Hourling4

Made a drawing recently of a crypid. Idk how to spell that.
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Hourling4

I love cosmic horror.
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