I'm literally officially nominated for the gayest wattpader and I better fucking win or ima kill my dionasor George.
I fucking hate ppl
I have mild dyslexia
and the worst fucking social anxiety u ever fucking seen
ALSO IM VERY ADHD
im omnisexual as of right now
im a minor just so all u pdf-files know ;)
I go by he/they pronouns right now
I make not gay stuff gay
I adopt ppl without them knowing
I make too much gay puns and shit
so ya bi hoes
  • im legit singing Cpr rn I know that masterpiece bi heart. I swear its too bootyful for this world
  • JoinedFebruary 3, 2022


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HouseOfMadnessssss HouseOfMadnessssss Mar 26, 2023 04:37AM
Hey yall literally realized wattpad will never be as good as ao3 sorry but I can’t taint ao3 with my fics so yk 
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