HowNotToGrownUp

Did you now that dentists are racist and homophobic?? because they want your teETH STRAIGHT AND W H I T E. You're welcome.

Woooo Tavope is doing good!!  

I might update a book later, even though no one is gonna read it anyway.  

@limonhazard is my drunk mom and she's great ok

I just mixed maple syrup in with my tea because there is literally no sugar or sweetener, and I swear to god it's the best choice I've ever made.

nipples