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Well, obviously, I love cows! I was born of the cow/ox. I love them soo much, and I like cow hide. Just not fake ones. Calves are the best! Everyone likes me because I'm funny and really energetic. I am very narcissistic. I love gray eyes. I have brown eyes.
I'm just an awesome person to love.

I don't want to torture you with Justin Bieber but: You know you love me! You know you care! I'll shout whenever! You better be there. You want my love! Your want my heart! And you will die if we are ever apart!

Wasn't that beautiful?
No?
*holds up chloroformed teddybear up to your head*
Don't you want to think about it?
That's right... Think about it...

I love to write! And read. And dance. And sing. And eat Cinnamon Rolls. White Chocolate Molten Cake! I also enjoy eating Monkey Bread and bread pudding from Golden Coral. *Mouth waters*

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