"This female agent that was monitoring me today told me I was 'hot'...at first i was flattered and thought she liked me but then i realized that she just made a pun...i hate my life"
"Me and my dear cousin got into an arguement today and then she decided to throw a cup of water into my face when smoke started to form from me! The nerve! Hmph, it was her fault to begin with to prevoke me so she should face the consequences! Then again, Andrea was never the type to do so anyway.."