Gay surfer dude

hello children I found some spoopy here 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/126895784-creepy-facts-scary-stories

!ALERT TO MY FRIENDOS!
          We are fish with internet access
          Me- Salmon with internet access
          @Nightfrost16- is a Walleye with internet access
          @Lost_DragonReiko- is a Tuna with internet access
          @IsabelleWaffle3- is a Sunny with internet access
          @Warsan070- is a Barracuda with internet access
          @NebulaSpark- is a Tropical fish with internet access
          @Hufflepuff1213- is a Pufferfish with internet access
          UPDATE YOUR NAMES IF YOU WANT TO WARN PEOPLE

Read this message until the end, it's adorable. 
          
          I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. When I asked "Why?" The angel said, "angels don't watch over each other." Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping,  nine of them are playing, and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling and he says "it's over". A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in god, send this to fourteen friends, including me. If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will surprise you....not kidding. Pass this message on, please don't ignore it. You are being tested, and God is going to fix two things for you. 
          
          TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. Dont break this chain. SEND THIS TOO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN 5 MINUTES. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

~ATTENTION~
          
          YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE SHOWERED WITH LOVE SO ENJOY!!!
          ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
          
          Now post this on everyone's wall who you thinks deserves all the love in the world
          
          If you get...
          
          1 back= Your Loved 
          3 Back= Your Popular
          5 Back= Your one of the most Lovable people out there
          9 Back= Wow I'm Jealous
          
          Don't break this chain unless you want to break someone's heart
          
          UwU

I'll tell Willa to follow you.