Hugh Radium lives in a small spooky town perched atop a high hill. The surrounding fields and woods boast twenty-four cemeteries, the ruins of a stately mansion, where it is rumored strange untoward gatherings were once held, and a tiny, one-room post office whose operating hours seem to be any time Hugh's not attempting to mail something. Mr. Radium insists his debut novel LESTER OF TWO EVILS, is a work of pure fiction. However, local residents were unavailable for comment on the validity of his claims, as none could be found.