Writing is something I've always thought about doing but hey, it takes time and effort, and I'm the world's best procrastinator (as in Olympic gold medallist and four-time world champion), but somehow I've managed to crack it! Woo hoo!! Anyway, people have always said I'm a funny guy so I figured why not be funny on (virtual) paper and spread the joy to Wattpad users too! The trick is, and this applies to anything in life so I'm going to reiterate it as 'Life Lessons 101,' you gotta enjoy what you do, do what you enjoy, and to hell with the rest! Well, not really, we've still got to eat, but anyway, I enjoy this part of my life. The other bits aren't important, apart from Spurs (We Are Tottenham!) who are, I can honestly say, my life, my love, my everything.