Hello children my name is Humacorn ( 90% unicorn 10% human). Anyways I am in a relationship with Shriek, my favourite animal is a rock (I have one as a pet her name is Watermelone), my favourite color is purplish, pinkish, lightish, darkish, watermeloneish, giberish, blueish lavender, and i'm a boss ass Unicorn- woah this is getting really long and I'm running out of breath so I'll just shut up now, bye!
p.s. sorry but WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF CAKE? Thanks this is the real real goodbye. :)
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May 03, 2015 02:57AM
Hello my children I am superwoman and I love to give hugs to random strangers. I also am friends with Bob the Narwhale, Billy Bob Tob, and Unikitty (if you know them halla at me) along with many more...View all Conversations
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