What about me? huh? Come at me  bro! Or are you too scared?
What do you mean there are people here? *turns around with hair going all over the place*

Oh! *attempts to smoothen hair* Hey..... *insert name here*.... Didn't see ya there.

Anyway you have somehow managed to discover my secret lair,*lets out sigh* I'm afraid i have to .......
*cue dramatic music*.... (wait for it) 
.......
.... Congratulate you!! And shower you in cookies, books, takis, hot cheetos and several other junk food items .... 
Yes anyway thank you, you lovely organism, for visiting my page. I appreciate you.
Things to know:
●Yes I am a human, real shocker I know. 
●Food indeed is my lover, it loves me and I love it... With a passion! No one seperate us! NO ONE!!!
●BLUE! Is the color of the sky and ocean. 
●I like breathing.
●Music is my therapist.
●Major book nerd
●Activly abhors the color pink
●I dislike winter, I perfer fall.
●My birthday is on Halloween. Beat that batches!( jk I love you even if I don't know you. I'll love you even more if you push that follow button.) *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* But that's all up to you... *clears thoat* Oh where were we again? Ah yes, we're close the end.
●I have a habit of staring at people.
●Chocolate is my other love.
One  last request:
Please do me the favor of checking out one of my besties account. @Wisdom98 I swear she's awesome ..... So yeah go do it , you know you wanna.

That is all you shall get out me. The rest is secret. Shhh!
Ok adios my lovlies!