Aye, hello t'ere lads and lassies! Ye be lookin' for an adventure? Or just came te' visit me at me Cove? Well, I can tell Ye a lot of tales... or would Ye rather here a ol' pirate myth? 

Well, Ye know, I've been alone for a long time on me Cove... I know how some of Ye' get very lonely... but I've been lonely for years. Ye see, Ye never come to visit that much, and now I am just gonna stay here... until I finally go..

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Different Crap From Your Cap'n:

Okay, first, Ye know them fan fictions are strange... they be rotten Yer brains... I'm surprised a lot of Ye haven't turned into flesh-eating humans... 

Ye know, I can 'hook' Ye up~ (and that's a pick up line o.o)

I don't like te' fanfics of me and te' bear and bunny, but I can say otherwise to te' ladies here~ *winks* 

Tick tis' ol' pirate off and Ye will get te' hook in te' wrong place, Ye scum...

So, have fun sailing te' seven seas! 
And remember girls, I be coming for te' booty~