The Human

And this one time, Saif was actually doing the devils tango with his girlfriend in one of the lesser used labs, and his friends were guarding him. Turns out the girl is his own FUPPI??? Like wtf. Oh and he called me flat once. So I got him suspended by making him get caught while he was banging his fuppi/gf?.

I almost forgot, I once walked in on two teachers having an affair. One of them was married!

Someone pushed me off from the second floor. I still survived bitch >:) 

Bro I got taller. I am 5'6 now. I am still skinny asf. Them bitches in my class hate me too. Because I am hotter and smarter than them. I am pretty sure shamsul has a fat crush on me. (He's one of my friends) I bet you would've loved shamsul. He's just the best. Unaisa is great too, I don't think you would've liked her tho. Oishi reminds me of wahida, but she's more feminine. And Sadith is right up your alley bro. You would've LOVED him. And my god the tea in our class is insane. 

Dude sometimes when I am sleeping I still get nightmares of sam just saying trying to sniff my hair. So uhm like

Dude remember once we got a free class, and me, you, wahida and Athena were playing some shitty game. And when wahida mentioned Mirza I said smash even though we were not playing smash or pass and we wheezed like crazy

Bro remember when you wrote the word "Frick" and Irene miss saw it and acted like you wrote how you were gonna brutally murder her family, bro I saved your ass that time. You still owe me

Bro Irene miss was a pain in the ass!

Bro remember that one time in science class, you were putting your head on my shoulder and we were watching some stupid science video and Mirza was being homophobic behind us??? Good times

Bro remember Sam??? Istg bro still gives me nightmares