But first,  short message from Anya:
OUTTA MY WAY.
I'M A MOM MAKING A DIFFERENCE
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Hey there! This is a joint account between me (Tillie or Mati) and my best friend Ella (Anya) this account serves as a way we can write stories together and combine our ideas. Be free to ask us any questions! Don't be shy, we don't bite.... well I do, only if you want!~ 
Joking, joking! Please don't hurt me. ._. 
Anyway~ 
Hope you like our account, see ya later dweebs. 
- Tillie c: 

Supppp,

Whatever the fuck she said.

- Ella :>

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Sup.
My name is Anya and I like YOUR MUM. I'm joking. She's probably a very nice woman but hey, I'm backing away slowly.
I like many things.. K-Pop... Anime... Manga... Eren. Wait whaaat? Did I say Eren? Ha. Haha. I meant...
Devon.
I love Devon.
I really dislike cats and cleanliness, much to my family's disapproval. I have somehow managed to pick up many traits that one could compare to the popular character, Lawliet. I don't know how it happened, but it happened and I can't get rid of said habits. Please send help. My address is 123 Fuck Off Street, Your Mum, Narnia. Now, you can read about my stupid sister. Why you would want to, I don't know, but hey! I only judge slightly!
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Lovely to meet you! I'm Mathilda, or Mati as I prefer to be called. As you have guessed from our last names we are the spawn of Humanity's Smartest and Strongest. I wish you luck trying to befriend us! Anyway!~ I like cats, combat -  hand-to-hand combat is personally my favourite! Also I kind of obsess over Armin Arlert.... I ONLY HAVE A SMALL SHRINE THAT IS THE SIZE OF MY ROOM! Shhhhhh~~  
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SUP DOGGITY DIGS.
I AM YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LORD, BOW THE FUCK DOWN BITCH BARONS AND BOOTY BARONESSES.
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And now, another short message from Anya:
You know what this account needs?
This account needs more Asiago.