can i get a fukcign uhhhhhhhhhhh cheeseburger

want to delete all my old messages cause Embarrassment but i would feel bad getting rid of them for Archival Purposes can i get an f in the chat

Alright y'all I haven't grown up at all :)
          I'll be posting a new fic very soon, with elements of all of ur favorite Old Wattpad™ tropes, and plenty of references, some obvious, some subtle.
          See y'all bastards later
          
          (It's called "John Mulaney Speaks to Me",  and it'll be an absolute shitshow)

Guys. It’s absolutely amazing how much you can change in a few months. It’s been less than a year since I was last on here, and so many things have changed. I learned I was an ace lesbian, and not pan. I stoped liking Hamilton and Be More Chill. But most importantly? I’ve grown up. I’ve matured a lot in these past few months. It doesn’t seem like I was gone for a few months. It felt like years. If you do still want to follow me, for whatever reason, I have an Instagram. I’m solemnly.swearing on Instagram. 
          
          So, this is it. Most likely my last post ever on Wattpad. It’s been fun, everybody, but this is the end of the line. So long, partners. Thanks for staying with me throughout this adventure.

IS THAT CHRISTINE CANIGULA, IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN?

My dad and I are driving somewhere, and Highway to Hell was playing and he changed the song??? Like,,,, how dare he?

So McDonalds now has three Big Mac™ sizes, Big Big Mac™, Big Mac™, and Smol Big Mac™

ITS 4:20

It's 10am, I'm playing All Star on a kazoo, and I'm watching the My Little Pony Movie. Sleepovers are great aren't they?

First day at school in 2 weeks. Please don't refrain from killing me if I irritate you.

6AM. STILL AWAKE