literalfaerie

*SMACKS YOU WITH A FLY SWATTER* HOE THATS NOT COOL YOU CANT DO THAT

literalfaerie

eEEeeEeewWwWwww thATS NOT HYGENIC  B I L L 
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HumxnBillCipher

@mikaroon *raises an eyebrow and licks your hand*
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literalfaerie

*TIP TOES AND COVERS YOUR MOUTH* SHHH NO YOU JUDT THINK THAT 
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literalfaerie

dood you have an eyepatch, can i borrow it ?? 

literalfaerie

i dont want it ti be realistic, a sjngle eyepafch will do, buddy ♡
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HumxnBillCipher

@mikaroon If you wanna play pirate I could cut your leg off
            Make it more realistic 
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literalfaerie

:0 yay !! i'll get to play pirate !! *bounces around excitedly*
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