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I'm this close to making a fan fiction about the homopobic boys in my class

Mister bubbles

Just cut off some of my friends hair because she was making fun of my wig

Someone just tried to pull my weave out after I told them it was fake

I want to go bald so I can go Into my fish era

I'm at burger King with burger queen can I get a large Fri she's vegan please so don't put no cheese with some hunny mustard on the side

Yesterday I fell of of the table in my room and screamed and no one in my house came to see if I was ok.

Bro why is every one on the east coast so mean

We can hear the little slave girls playing jump rope with their wips and chains at Jeffersons house/j
          Im loving this side of America

Just made out with dah president and made a slave outa him im switching the roles today bruhhhhh ill go back to them again tomorrow after i check off my bucket list of presihoes and back to my plantstion