Hello random Internet-user,

I suppose this is the part when I tell you about myself. 

Guess what? 

Nope!

For all I know you could be on crack or work (God forbid!) for Justin Bieber (the horror!). There are endless possibilities my fellow internet-user!

But If you insist I could share a few meaningless details...

But- 

I can't tell you where I live. (can't be too sure with the internet)

I can't tell you my name (again with the internet)

I can't tell you what music I like, it's like sharing my soul.

TV shows? Nope. (SNL if you're wondering)

Clothes? Ha! What is this?! Friggin America's Next Top Model?!

Food? Again with the crack theory. 

Go away. Just leave me and my misery alone.

But before you go, remember this; 

The Name Of This Author Is Secret