HushedScreams3

Salam, I'm muslim and Nigerian.
I'm writing this obviously soo i can be the reason you look down at your phone and smile , then walk into a pole .

OMG I am finally going to write my biography, I wake up everyday and I'm like ' im going to write this thing today , imma grab that phone then I'm going to write the hell out of it' . . . Nahh I'll just do it tomorrow. 

I'm soo hard working , it  takes me the whole day to do nothing * wipes sweat of forehead * the struggle of being hard working is real. 

I'm not lazy at all . Wink wink 

Woah, your still here ? 
Well im short , like really short . I claimed on my 11 year old cousin to get pringles from the top shelf , my mom came in the kitchen and was like 'I hope you guys know  there is a stool you can get on  over there right?'

Pfft well ofcourse, I knew that . Long story short I looked down from her sholder and i fell face first. I wished I was a cartoon character that day so it wouldn't have hurt , preferably Kim Possible .

Nooooooo * hurries up to shut the front door * don't leave please , I swear I'm not that weird .

The last person I called was my grandma. I also called a guy 'my talking Tom ' when he told me his name was Tom . . . You see ? Totally not weird right guys ?

Right ?? Riiiiiight ? 
Ohh  how can I forget to tell you . I'm in love guys , the sparks was too much when we met and the chemistry there  was unbelievable.

Yup im in love with pringles. Till death do us part .Lastly my Zodiac Sign is Leo simply bacause im the king of , Well yes the jungle .

Just kidding , unless you would like to imagine a 5'0ft tall girl running away from a hundred wild animals while waving a white flag , screaming 'I give up , just take the damn crown '
Then go on ahead and imagine that , atleast I lost weight hah .

Reporter : And now the king of the jungle is bunny just because a short girl decided to throw the crown at him while . . . Losing weight ( or so she says ). Hey I heard that Tom! Salam tall people.