I like the smell of wet dog...I've been trying to convince Bath & Body Works to make it into a fragrance smell.
I find solace in books as well as in nature.
I placed second in my 6th grade spelling bee thanks to my vice principal mispronouncing the word I was to spell...I'm still bitter about it.
I never forgot to feed my tamagotchi, therefore I will make a great father.
I like talking to strangers.
I love to have interesting conversation.
I am interested in just about everything, & aspire to know more knowledge than Google.
I can believe it's not butter.
Never have I ever crossed a street on a unicycle wearing a Teletubby costume while simultaneously juggling lit tiki torches and eating a strawberry flavored pop tart.
Nor have I ever karate chopped a cat in the jugular.
I love films by Terrence Malick & Alejandro Jodorowsky
I like taking walks before sunset.
I like to stare at the clouds and think to myself what they resemble.
I like waffles, I can eat a whole box in one sitting.
I want to be a crocodile wrestler like the late great Steve Irwin.
I love philosophy, psychology and history.
I used to be skilled at the yo-yo as well as being a skilled razor scooterist.
I like garlic and onions but do not like how it makes my breath smell afterwards, thank you food scientists for making chewing gum.
I like classical music & I like eggs.
I can hold my breath for one minute.
I want to have a Pokemon as a pet, preferably a Dragonair because it looks easy to fly and she can swim on water too.
I want to find a magic carpet so that I can replicate the famous Aladdin scene...that means I need to learn how to sing and find a Jasmine, and also a genie...anyone know where I can find a magic lamp.
I eat breakfast for dinner.
I talk during movies.
I like museums, thrift stores & antique shops. Furthermore I love to explore new places, try new foods & try new activities.
I enjoy ruminating about existence...and I enjoy naps.
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