HybridOsmosian
Ho boy nearly another year without being here
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I am open for rp if anyone’s alive
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// Aya not dead. Just discord has been better for rp lately. How y’all doing?
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Some random alien thug: Is it true, Argit? Is Kevin an earthman?
Argit, pointing to Kevin and placing a hand on his back: Worse. He’s an American.
Julie_Yamamoto
@HybridOsmosian Julie: yep, definitely worse
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Kevin: Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked.
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@HybridOsmosian Julie: this is an incredibly weird analogy but for some reason, it works?!?
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@HybridOsmosian axel: this man woke up and chose to speak facts francis: it do be like that sometimes
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Gwen: *approaching Kevin and Ben who were on a bench* Why do you guys look so sad?
Ben: Come sit down with us so we can tell you.
Gwen: Okay? *sits down*
Kevin: This bench is freshly painted.
omnitrixes
@HybridOsmosian ben : if we are to suffer, so shall she
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Kevin: When I say ‘I understand,” it doesn’t mean I understand. It doesn’t mean I agree. It doesn’t even mean I’m listening.
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did you really have to break the door? !
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@HEROTlME- You found it yet?
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* searches *
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@HEROTlME- *continues searching the place*
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Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
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@HEROTlME- francis: *gasps for air as he just pulls on his collar* wilbur: *is just curled up* ...has she stopped?
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@fastcharms @hybridosmosian gwen: * letting out a sigh she released him from her death grip *
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@HybridOsmosian @HEROTlME- axel: listen to kevin please - that and you're gonna make wilbur have another breakdown wilbur: *laboured breathing*
omnitrixes
two days. two days until this is all over.
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@omnitrixes Shut the fuck up it’s not like that! I just get a violent shock if I even move with the intent of relieving myself. It’s like wearing an invisible shock collar
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she put a spell on your wiener? oh, man — * ben couldn't help the giggles rocking his form as he threw back his head. he then imitated his cousin, the amusement getting to him through and through—he raised a hand, as if about to cast magic of his own. * PENATICUS BLOCKADICUS! BELLENDICUS RESTRICTATUM!
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@omnitrixes I ain’t saying shit. But your cousin is part magical being so I’m sure you can come up with a few guesses *then kicks the dummy’s head a little too hard, kicking it clean off*
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Julie: you'll need two apples to stop me!
Kevin: I get it. Because an Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Julie: *deadpans* so does a shotgun
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@HybridOsmosian Julie:???
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@Julie_Yamamoto Kevin: But I’m already dead inside
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@HybridOsmosian Julie: >:[ just put me down and I won't pinch the nerve on your neck that can cause you to go unconscious.