I'm not so much a contemporary writer as I am someone who goes: "damn, that would be a cool story, I think," and tries to write it out. I love fiction but I don't read as much as I should. I think I'm better suited to be writing mainstream/popular fiction than I am to write genre or literary fiction, as most of my work is inspired by many shows, movies, and songs that I've found cool and awesome. I'll try to be good. No promises, though.

But, MAN, have I grown up. Had this account since forever ago, and man, 2014 really was a completely different time. I'll keep my old bio to show you what a little stupid shmuck I was back then. 

I've deleted them because they are a stain in my history but I had 2 published works. One was called Unexpected Heroes in which it's basically 4chan vs tumblr in some all out war. It's stupid, it's embarrassing to think about, and completely misguided at best. The other one Thore Cocka Thunder was a stupid assassination piece on someone nobody even knew and to be fair it was only done out of shock value and sophomore year high school humor where we gave our fellow students names and made-up lore. It's stupid, it's embarrassing to think about, and disgusting at best.

[Original Bio}
"I made this Wattpad account for a school club and now I feel like I should do something with this account. I will make 'well-written' ridiculously stupid stories, short stories, a few serious works, and the occasional fanfic. I would have a warning here, and I used to, but honestly if you come across my shit and get offended by it, keep it to yourself nobody wants to know how much temporary discomfort whatever I wrote caused you."