Sooooo... Someone just sent me a link to something they called "the Milk Fic." ...I nope'd out at the first sentence of the second paragraph. I mean, I knew it would probably be traumatizing the second I read the description and tags, but... no, just no. Never read it, ever, no matter how much one dares you. I've seen enough urban dictionary to know where it's going. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go drink some bleach.