Here I Am.

My kids make me so stressed, so are you losing it too? I mean, Your hair??

Happy thanksgiving to my/the children who were in the bathroom with their phones to get away from their family.

The only difference between a sandwich and 250 dead bodies, is that I don't have a sandwich in my basement.

There's this thing called country humans. It's like you people never heard of Hetalia!

Why does Doppio's last name need to be Vinegar? The same condiment you put on a sandwich? Might as well name him mustard.

Your boss had a nap. I believe it was, "The Shit."

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 
          I saw some other people do this, and I thought my results were going to be quite interesting... 
          
          96% Vanilla (I am... rather okay with this.)
          71% Owner (apparently, this didn't meant what I thought it meant.)
          66% Primal (Prey) (I am not a prey!)
          64% Daddy/Mommy (um... technically I am a parent to most of Passione.)
          62% Boy/Girl (this didn't mean what I thought it meant either...)
          62% Submissive (I am not submissive!)
          59% Switch (I am... okay with this as well..)
          58% Non-monogamist (wait, I forgot. What did this mean?)
          58% Experimentalist (I think it's fun to do... experiments..)
          56% Sadist (I... guess this sounds like me.)
          56% Dominant (that's right, I'm a full on dominant!)
          51% Degradee (oh god, there's so many to go through...)
          51% Masochist (I am no masochist!)
          50% Degrader (I can degrade...)
          49% Voyeur (this didn't mean what I thought it meant.)
          47% Exhibitionist (nor did this.)
          47% Master/Mistress (yes! I am still dominant!)
          46% Pet (I... I... am not pet.)
          45% Primal (Hunter) (how does my brain process these?)
          44% Rigger (I'm fine with this..)
          37% Slave (I am no slave, I'm literally a boss!)
          36% Rope bunny (the image in my mind still stays...)
          35% Brat (I am no brat!)
          35% Brat tamer (of course I'm a tamer! Against, for the third time, in the boss of a Mafia!)
          14% Ageplayer (I thought this was a video game...)

Hello, little ones.