I update when I feel like it. 

I will be quiet, silent, and listen. I will find your weakness in my silence and I will use it against you. I will break you in every way possible. But first, I will get close to you. I will be your best friend and take you every place nice. I will take you to monuments to restaurants and all your favorite places. I will enthuse about all your favorite things. And when I break you you will be even more broken because you will not be able to remember those things or go to those places without remembering me and breaking even more.