"I don't need friends to grow up. I. Drink. Milk." 

I'm a guy, obviously. So want to know some random facts about me, huh? Okay. Let's get started...

Fact#1     I don't have pet peeves or dislikes [I HAVE MAJOR PSYCHOTIC HATES]

Fact#2     I'm a girl [You think?]

Fact#3     Fact number two was a lie [There's the truth]

Fact#4     I'm probably not the best person to talk to [Internet proves this right]

Fact#5     I hate society. Feel happy if I actually talk to you [Yes, I'm talking about you]

So that's all you need to know. Have any complaints? PM me and please do not spam my conversation board with commands of answering your PMs...

▶️People I actually like◀️
@Unseen_Magic
@Cryptic_Magic
@_LookBehindYou
@Purple_Rupree

The people above are those who I have deemed worthy as friends for someone like me. They succumbed to the lower parts of hell to attain my trust. If you can't do it, then don't try.