GodOfWeed

dam you need some weed

“Oh I haven’t been on Wattpad in a few months, surely new stories mustve come out that are really good in the specific fandoms I like” said some fucking idiot. I’m going to AO3.

My monthly look at Wattpad to find 3 updated stories(out of the over 600 in my library) and like 6 replies to respond to. Pretty good  

There’s a person who confessed to me abt a year ago and I rejected them(we’re still really good friends) and they’re reactions to the things I say are just good signs that the efforts I’ve made to make myself clinically fucking inside are working. I was talking about something(it was either a racist joke or some retarded AHDH hyper fixation I forget) and they straight up looked at me and said “…I liked you at some point…” as if they were terrified of that fact.
          
          It’s like when a video game gives you notifications when you reach certain milestones when leveling up skills.

I’m stuck laughing at myself making race car noises. Help.

It’s fun to look back and see people reply to my comments asking if I’m mentally stable

HOW IS MY STORY #1 IN RAMBLINGS!?

Fell asleep reading something really good but someone (COUGH COUGH @Wattpad COUGH COUGH) signed me out so now I’ve lost it

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HAVE SMOOTH OPERATOR STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN *GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN GET OUT OF MY HEAD*

What if instead of saying “bros mad” every time someone gets mad at a joke we make we just put on our best impression of Joe Rogan and call them snowflakes