[I]   [AM]   [A]

[graphic] e d i t o r ,
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[mouse] a d m i r e r ,
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[music] n e e d e r , a n d
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[basketball] p l a y e r .
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[I am] j a z z y

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You see that wonderful button that says follow? Yeah, press it. I know you want to. Pretend it's the red button. PRESS IT. STOP READING AND PRESS IT.

'{Error No. ¹³² : Must follow user to regain access to the rest of the bi-'

'God damn it Tom! The coffee machine's on her period again!'

'ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ACCESS DENIED. YOUR DEATH WILL BE- please hold, and enjoy this music.'

'Fuck.'

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