Adam

2020 doesn't exist. \_(-_-)_/ 

Happy Fuckmas. Enjoy your night ye bastard. 

How people imagine me in their head probably changes dramatically when they find out that I'm southern. And have an accent. 
          
          I go from "Hello, good to meet you young lad!"
          
          Straight to "Howdy howdy Y'all tarnation crops Yeehaw." 

The hair cutter I went to today be like: We discriminatin 

Damn that Amazon box got some VOCALS. 

It is 6 in the fuckin mornin and I haven't slept at all and this lil bitch fuckin sleep yells outta no where "i hAvE a QuEsTiOn" and I shit my fuckin pants so hard that I created a compost pile. 

List of things I've dropped today 
          
          Sandwich
          
          Phone 
          
          Coaster that somehow got stuck to cup
          
          Drink 
          
          Entire head of lettuce 

When something hot touches your shoulder you say it burned my shoulder. Right? 
          
          So tell me what tf I'm supposed to say when something cold touches me. It colded my shoulder? But that sounds stupid af. 
          
          It's 4 AM and I haven't slept in a while and Google ain't shit so I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Colded? 

I want to get a tattoo, but of what? 

Halloween was great, amazing, my favorite holiday. 
          
          But my nails are now in Christmas colors and I am ready to bake cookies so winter better hurry the fuck up.