My name's Jezebele, but you can call me Jez. And yes, that is my real name. I have several years of public school torment as proof. I can seem like a jerk at times, but I really am nice, and quite funny. Just crack my red pomegranate outside, and inside you'll find delicious jewels! Did I really just compare myself to a pomegranate? I think I prefer tacos.

Random stuff I'd like to tell you:
-I have low blood pressure
-I have insomnia(but it doesn't bother me because I think sleep is a waste of time)
-I write, paint, sketch, and do everything else better at night
-I like making inappropriate jokes(I'm fairly perverted)
-I'm easily irritated
-I love words
-I have another, more innocent account under a different name. Go ahead and try to find it ;)
-I try really hard not to judge people for any reason, but if you're mean to me, I won't like you
-I've been called a lesbian many times, though it isn't true
-I like making people uncomfortable
-I'm very opinionated
-I still don't know who my real friends are
-My best friend, though, is an awkward ginger boy who I hated for two years previously
-Most of my friendships are based on insult based humor(and maybe that's the problem...)
-I have trust issues stemming from raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies
-I can be a little flirtatious sometimes...well, maybe more than a little...


That's about it! I guess I'm pretty weird. I do a bit of poetry, and once I get enough going, I'll probably compile them into one thing. Maybe. I dunno. I love fanfiction of the Harry Potter variety, so if you have some, leave it down below and I'll most likely read it! Thanks so much for taking your time to read what I've got!
~Jez