This account is almost never active anymore. I am okay, just losing interest in Wattpad.

☆Welcome to my profile!☆

ᯓ★ I'm pangender which means I have all genders. Even yours. Hand it over. This also means it's literally impossible to misgender me. Go cry abt it transphobes lmao

ᯓᡣ𐭩 I'm okay with any pronouns (like I said, impossible to misgender me), but he/him are my favourites.

ᯓ★ My MBTI is INTP.

ᯓᡣ𐭩 I really like reading old comics like Peanuts, and Garfield, and I have an impressive collection of both. (I own 33 Garfield books, this is an addiction)

ᯓ★ My favourite song is Wet by Dazey and the Scouts.

ᯓᡣ𐭩 My birthday is November 9th.

ᯓ★ My current interests are: South Park, Omori, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Bluey, The Amazing Digital Circus, Gravity Falls, Hilda, Pokémon, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Cult of the Lamb, Coraline, Parasite Flower, Henry Stickmin, Carmen Sandiego, and The Owl House.

ᯓᡣ𐭩 My favourite colours are purple, navy blue, yellow, and black.

ᯓ★ My first language is English, but I can speak small amounts of French, Japanese, Italian, and Dutch. (Totally not just putting this here to brag)

ᯓᡣ𐭩 I have an unhealthy obsession with quite literally every single fictional villain in existence, no matter what they do. There is not a single person on earth who loves villains more than me. I could go on and on about them. Just try and find one I dislike. You can't. (And yes, this does include Valentino. Fight me.)

ᯓ★ Most of the things I write will have darker or sadder themes because I am super cool and emo (it's not a phase mom)

ᯓᡣ𐭩 I won't write nsfw or x readers.

ᯓ★ I was last online August 10th, 2024. (May not be accurate, I forget to update this a lot)

𝙲𝚘𝚙𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘

DNI IF YOU ARE:
Homophobic
Transphobic
Ableist
Racist
Sexist (this includes sexism towards women AND men)
A zoophile
A p*dophile
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