THE TRUE STORY OF HOW I EVADED AN ATTACKING LAMP.
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Was trying to sleep.
Pulled a lamp down on my head by accident.
Rolled out of the way just in time.
Felt like a badass.
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So the other night I was laying in bed, trying to sleep. It was about 11 o' clock. Star Trek Enterprise was playing on the TV but I wasn't paying attention and couldn't see from where I was laying. (Just to set the scene)
There is a lamp that always sits on my desk, and my desk is up against one side of the bed. I was laying closer to the desk than I was the wall (the other side of the bed). Quite often I accidentally pull that lamp down during the night, and quite often one of my cats does as well.
Anyways, I accidentally pulled that lamp down. It has ALWAYS hit my head before (I prob have a concussion at this point).
I barely knew it was coming, all I knew was that I had tugged on the cord and the lamp might fall. I rolled out of the way just in time. I then felt too badass to sleep.