IAmZatannaZatarra

Disaster gays. My favorite genre.

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Snippet draft of open project;
          
          
          "I graduated before you, jackass."
          
          "Yeah, and I’ll still make more money once I publish my thesis on accelerated neural development in clone-born juveniles."
          
          "Did you just call our child a “juvenile” like you’re on a crime docuseries?"
          
          "You’re just mad because he likes me more."

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"Shut up or I'm taking your keys."
            
            “You love me.”
            
            “I tolerate you. Because you bought me Pop-Tarts.”
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Follow up because My humor is broken and I personally find this hilarious;
            
            
            “Yeah, well. I’d like you more if you stopped quoting Wikipedia in your sleep.”
            
            “I have a high-functioning brain, sue me.”
            
            “You have insomnia and bad coping skills.”
            
            “Says the guy who drinks Red Bull for dinner.”
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A sneak-peak of a recent projects you guys might see soon.
          
          
          
          
          She sipped her tea like nothing had changed.
          
          They sat across from one another in a quiet garden café in Singapore — a neutral place, surrounded by hanging flowers and lanterns that swayed in the breeze. Her hair was pinned up, her lipstick red and perfect. He didn’t touch his cup.
          “You always did like to appear out of nowhere,” he said coolly.
          
          Pandora smiled. “I was in the neighborhood.”
          
          “You were following me.”
          
          “Semantics.”

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I'm working on some concept art for an idea I usually have, but tell me why I just have galactic goth girlfriend + cosmic wife + mean diamond lady + confused himbo husband energy(Pandora\Jean\Emma\ Scott) all in one. 
          
          I mean, i love them together but I'm confused on why it works

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Quotes from recently;
          
          Brad; Watch the place for me, will you?"
          "Yeah, I'll bark when someone comes in."
          
          Dad; "Some peoples' kids do puzzles.. mine apparently prefers making a map out of Wolverines entire bloodline and almost has a stroke doing it."
          
          Also dad; "I must consume your soul."
          
          Me;"Mama, have you ever bleached me?"
          Mama; "Yes."
          
          Friend; "THAT BALD MAN TOOK MY TURTLE--"
          
          Friend; "Mj, I'm inlove with your father."
          
          Also freind; "Please stop hyperfixating over scrawny white blonde boys with blue eyes and curly hair or we'll put you in rehab."
          
          Friend; "(Other-friend-name-insert-here), you father looks like Charles Xavier. And not in a sexy way."
          Other friend; "If you think Charles Xavier is even remotely sexy, you need help."
          Me; "I'll have you know James McAvoy playing Charles Xavier awakened something in me when I was 9, thank you very much."
          
          Friend; "They ungendered him. It's a tragedy."
          
          Me; "Anywizzle,"
          
          Also me; "Live, Laugh, Love. And if that doesn't work, Load, Aim, Fire."
          
          Friend; "GIVE ME MY BALLS!!!"

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A REAL conversation between Brad, My teacher at alternative school, and I early in the morning because I tell him all the tea.
          
          Me; “There’s like three girls who like Liam,” [Liam 1/3 boys we have at the alternative school]
          
          Brad; “*Everyone* likes Liam.”
          
          “Well *I* don’t.”
          
          “Yeah, but I bet you’ll like his sister.”
          
          
          I was so caught off guard but it was so funny. 
          
          Reminder; he’s 52 and has two daughters. He’s not racist nor homophobic, he’s so awesome.
          
          ((Also I had to explain that I was actually bisexual to him because he thought I only liked girls and he just said ‘well, you know what they say about liking both option — you’re more lucky when it comes to scoring a date’.))

SuperGacha123Color

@IAmZatannaZatarra His gaydar was correct when he mentioned Liam's sister then!
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While in class today, My teacher had told me how my school wanted to send my brother into the program I am in.
          As of recently, said brother has been hitting me which isn't uncommon in siblings but he doesn't do it in a sibling rivalry way, I often have bruises on my face or arms because of him because he grabs me or will hit me.
          My teacher knows that since he's talked to me about it before and listens to when I talk to my friends about. Given he himself is a girl-dad and his daughter has dealt with a aprner like that, he doesn't like that very much.
          
          Today, when he told me that, I made a joke that he would have some fighting in his classroom given my brother likes to start fights with others and is aggressive with me and others. His reply?
          
          "There will only be two hits," He paused. "I hit him, and he hits the ground."
          
          THANK YOU, BRAD.
          Love my girl-dad teacher.

SuperGacha123Color

@IAmZatannaZatarra Say it with me everyone. WE LOVE BRAD!!!
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I have been in a bit if shock for the past two days, but I think I'll be okay for now.
          
          The other day, a very good friend of mine, @Cmpalace died. 
          They have been such a great friend and they had always been there to make everyone smile.
          Even with a simple 'Hello, how was your day?'  from them made me smile.
          
          I'm so sorry that I couldn't help in anyway, I should've been there for you like you were for me, but I didn't see your cry for help in time until after.
          For that, I'm so sorry.
          If there was anything I would do to rewind time to atleast try to help I would do it in a heart beat. Again, I'm sorry.
          If there was a word that was bigger than sorry, I'd say it.
          
          I hope you're in a better place now and your suffering has ended.
          Love you, Friend.
          
          -Marc★

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@Manicalbitch That was a long while ago, I wasn't aware that they were alive at that time. I do not update my feed most of the time and therefore did not update that. However, Thank you for your claim. I know they are alive, but others who see that may not know. 
            Thank you.
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MoodIsland

@IAmZatannaZatarra Oh.....I wish you the best of comfort during this time, and I'm sorry that happened.
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muffin35bbh

@IAmZatannaZatarra I am so sorry that happened 
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