Hey! I just realized something. You and my main character have same name, Nora. Ha! It would be hilarious if you could meet her.
Nora: Why?
Me: Cause you are...um...a badass? *finishes lamely*
Nora: *smirks* With a fine ass. You're not getting a piece of it, though. Sorry...not.
Me: I do not swing your way. How many times do I have to remind you my sexual orientation, women?
Nora: Whatever. Bye, the owner of this message board, we are leaving. *drags me out*
Me: *yelps* Bye!