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I'm so sorry to anyone who saw or interacted with this account when I was the most active on it, I was literally the worst. A lot of things have changed since I really did anything on this account so I've made the completely reasonable and not at all unbearable decision to make a new one, where I can try to place myself on the internet without being a complete nightmare like last time. I have yet to curse you with my new account name because I have not created it yet, but I'm pretty sure I'll be at @ThouHathDeboshedMe by the morning. Take this as you will, remember to take care of yourself and brush your teeth, I will be re-following the majority of you on the next account, salutations.

PRO TIP: Don't search up "stutter memes" expecting them to be relatable bc you yourself have a stutter, there will only be people making fun of the way you speak. I made that mistake. /srs /lh

I promise I’m writing something currently I just panicked and removed all my actual “story” stories thing and decided to leave them in teh dusty remnants of my google docs history B U T I am trying to write something with a lot of presenting so it’s going to take a while, I might just sporadically update things and comment on stuff anyway what’s your opinion on donuts

I can’t tell the difference between platonic and romantic attraction and it is a living nightmare. Anyway, how has your day been? /hyp

Hello I have a public service announcement even if someone is quiet saying that they are quiet to their face without caring about how they feel kinda hurts, also if someone does something- specifically a movement- that's a bit strange (i.e flapping their hands around, kind of "slicing through the air" with their arms, repeatedly cracking their knuckles, etc), it's better to just ignore that and move on without asking them about it, and also if someone says that they're uncomfortable with eye contact, don't immediately try to make eye contact with them, it's very uncomfortable, alright thanks

HI HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE AND HAVE A NICE DAY ALSO STAY HYDRATED

Forget Bruno, Luisa, and Isabella, I relate to Dolores the most bc I hear everything and other people only care about me as long as I’m useful to them /hj

Are you tired of your class mates and coworkers thinking that you're a serial killer for researching if deer eat human flesh? Are you sick of people backing away slowly and giving you weird glances when they walk in on you searching up what kind of knife is the deadliest for your novel? Are you annoyed with the way nobody ever tries to look you in the eye anymore, even if you dislike eye contact bc they saw you get a Bark alert on your school chromebook for searching up what human meat tastes like because you have a cannibal character? Well look no farther, my friends! Head to my book called "RESEARCH FOR YOUR STORIES"! I'll research all the things you need researched, from stabby plant habitats to bullet holes! My classmates already think I'm insane for researching knife wound even though I explained that it was for my story, and people were getting stabbed in it, so obviously I had to research what the wounds look like. I have nothing else to lose! AND my school hasn't reported my searches once! Which is very surprising! Anyway, head to my book to ask important questions you need for your writing endeavors without the bore of reading through boring articles, because I have special commentary! DO IT NOW! FIRST TEN PEOPLE THAT VOTE GET ACCEPTED INTO THE BOY SCOUTS, WITH THE POTENTIAL TO ASCEND ALL THE WAY TO THE RANK OF ETERNAL SCOUT! THE CHILDREN WILL ARRIVE AT YOUR HOUSE AT DAWN. D O  I T  N O W. /hj /ref
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/298768757-research-for-your-stories

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME /ly (kinda)
           i will be repeating this until someone responds correctly

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME /ly (kinda)