IDoNotEatChairs

oh my god i hate this i finally remembered my password please kill me this account is so cringe and the writing wss bad ive grown as a person i promise im not such a pick me anymore 

ShadowCat844

@IDoNotEatChairs hmm.. That seems like a lie. 
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ShadowCat844

But the question is, do you still eat chairs?
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IDoNotEatChairs

oh my god i hate this i finally remembered my password please kill me this account is so cringe and the writing wss bad ive grown as a person i promise im not such a pick me anymore 

ShadowCat844

@IDoNotEatChairs hmm.. That seems like a lie. 
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ShadowCat844

But the question is, do you still eat chairs?
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ClaireValdez

Happy birthday ♥

IDoNotEatChairs

@ClaireValdez sorry about the abrasiveness LMAOO
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ClaireValdez

Lol you used to read my stories! I looked through my email, and it turns out I guessed the day (wrongly) based on a comment you left me. I'll tag you so you can go see it
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fruitloops195_

I want you to know you're an amazing friend till death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand.
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter, you must to send this to 25 people including me.
          
          If you get at least three back, you're LOVED!
          
          Nobody knows how important something is until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, right at (12:00 p.m.) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00 p.m. to 2:00 pm, be ready for the shock of your life!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to 15, if you don't,
          
          You will turn ugly in one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this, so pass it on.
          
          Tomorrow two boys/girls will ask me if they can have your number?
          
          Send this message to 15 nice people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          
          This is not fake.
          
          Apparently, when you copy and paste this,
          
          You will have the best day of your life tomorrow!

IDoNotEatChairs

I have realised, since re-downloading Wattpad, my books read per week has plummeted.
          
          Do long story short I'm leaving for real this time.
          
          I'll continue all my stories under Not_A_Squirrel (or A-squirrel-for-real I can't remember) on ao3 as I was.
          
          This site is too social media-y for me. 

AWildIdiot

@MelanyPJOFangirl archive of our own 3 ao3 is just an aberration
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IDoNotEatChairs

VOTE, BITCHES 

IDoNotEatChairs

@HiayfolksUwU same. just reminding the people who can
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