Certified beast

Just got the urge to restart this. Might publish something. Idk.
          
          I think it would be pretty funny to just pick up where I left off and not acknowledge the two years I spent not remembering this webbed site.

*climbs out of the gutter*
          
          So it’s been awhile,

Got my head shaved a couple days ago and hOoly ShiT I am feeling EUPHORIC

Oatmeal Cookies Taste Very Good

Black licorice tastes really good

Ayo the Josh Fight was today

If you think about it, you could one hundred percent bite off your tongue if you tried.  
          
              I think the brain restrains your jaw so that you feel like it’s harder than it actually would be to bite your tongue off. I’m positive that if I had a piece of meat that had the same texture and toughness as my tongue I could bite through it.

When you touch something to see how hot it is you’ve become a speedometer for atoms

Watching a FNAF playthrough and, now I haven’t gotten very far so this might get proven wrong by some lore thing, but my question is why does the pizza place even bother hiring someone to guard things? Wont the animatronics take care of any burglars or anyone else that get in?

I used to think that the thing where queer people can’t sit on chairs the right way was just some untrue stereotype but my stepdad recently told me that only me (who is queer) and my cousin (who is ALSO queer) sit in chairs the wrong way consistently in our family and as far as I know no one else in our immediate family is queer so now I’m slowly becoming convinced that this is a thing.