Hello!
My name is Spidget Finner and I run this account with my good friends Boi George, Petra Webslinger and Begone Thot.
WE HATE COLOURS!!!!????????!!!!!!!?????
WE ONLY LIKE THE COLOURS BLACK WHITE AND GREY. AND SLIGHTLY DARKER GREY.
You may be wondering why we hate colours so much? Well, it's a long story. My friend, Begone Thot, was hit by a car in her early years. Her injuries caused her to only be able to see the four colours mentioned above. 
In addition to this, her parents died tragically in a colourful fire. She never got to see the colours that her parents saw, because, sadly, she was colour blind.
Later on in life, she met us, the other colour blinds. 
She found sanctuary in our shared condition and she is well on the way to recovery.
Anyway, check out our very cool, very dark grey novels.
I'll see you later.
Bye!
-The IHateColours crew.