YourLocalSweetheart

What’s up my mammals! I’ve added quite a few chapters to my book, which I decided to just rename “Cherry Tree”. Hope you all like it!

Guysssss I got a new kittennnnnnn

HELLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 
          
          GUYS IM BACK!
          
          I’m happy to announce I’m home sweet home, and I’ve missed you all so much! I hope you’ve all been doing well, it’s been hard recently with all of the politics shit and everything else going on, but  I'm glad to say that I’ve survived! 
          
          Updates: I’ve dyed my hair bright fucking blue, so I’M A SMURF NOWWWW! I got a new puppy and she’s 3 months old, she’s the cutest thing but bites like a demon 

Hey I'm concerned... last time I saw you like, online was when you were talking about how you wanted to kys... please reply to let me know your ok I'm worried @WeHateLoneliness

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          Bro-
          BRO...
          I JUST TRIED TO FUCKING KMS AND MY BROTHER WALKED IN ASKING "Do you want sardines on the piz- Um...?"
          I took the kn!fe I was holding to my throat and set it on my nightstand and said; "Why the fuck would I want sardines on my pizza? That's something old people do."
          As he was still trying to figure out wether or not to run to my Mom and yell in her ear "MOM, SIS JUST TRIED TO KHS!!!" or just walk away like it was a normal thing.
          It is honestly a normal thing for me :') He just walked out of the bedroom after mumbling an "Okay" And closed the door. 
          
          WHAT IS MY LIFE COMING TO?! TvT

R.I.P. Technoblade :C He was a good person and was very theatrical and outstanding. I'm sorry to his family for what they had to go through in this stage of grief and I must say, I know what it's like to lose someone very close to you. I am very sad to know that I will wake up and remind myself he will never upload again (Not that he really did) because when he did, it made me laugh when I was upset or had gone through something and needed a sanctuary. Thanks to him, I've gotten more social and I've actually gotten better at amusing people.
          
          Thank you Technoblade,
          J

 Hey idiots, go check out my new book lol, it's a face reveal vote

Hey guys! I'm sorry I haven't posted or responded to notifications. But I'm back! Family issues and shit have been going on, so I hope you're happy that I'm back!

Dad when can I go outside? I got a whole worldussy 

I found out why everyone was staring at me. Apparently, the MOST POPULAR GUY IN SCHOOL LIKES ME AND HE’S BEEN SIMPING OVER ME SINCE I CAME TO SCHOOL. And basically, all the other people that have crushes on him are jealous (Lol, they just wish they could be me which probably isn’t the best thing) And I don’t even like him.
          SECONDLY, I’m now the most popular bitch in school. And I keep getting asked to go out with. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is jelly (In your face A****(She is also the worst person I know and she goes to school with me))  ZOE AND NIKOLUS ARE LIKE MY BODYGUARDS NOW, (They're my besties btw) AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY CLEAR THE HALLS SO I CAN WALK THROUGH AND I FEEL LIKE MOSES TwT 
          HOW THE FUCK DID THIS ALL HAPPEN IN A WEEK WTF. HELP ME PLS DEAR WIVES AND CHILD AND FOLLOWERS