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Heya! 🌈 New profile on here, oh yeah!🤠


A lil' insight:


❤️ I'm as straight as the Norwegian coast!

🧡 You can follow me, if you feel like it. 

💛 You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.

💚 The bags under my eyes are G u c c i.

💙 People call me Alex, but you can call me tonight. ;)

💜 Contributing to Entropy since 1992

❤️ I work an unpaid internship as an executive nerd.

🧡 Ah, I'm also definitely a morning person - under the condition that morning starts at noon.

💛 Actually though, I'm so good at sleeping mate; I can do it with my eyes closed.

💚 A Caffeine-dependent life-form!

💙 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, oh, hiya floor!

💜 Why're you still here? Shoo, go message me or something! 


☠️|| Hey! Psst! Top secret: I only use #'s 'cause they remind me of waffles. Fucking love waffles.
 ###~ dO yOu SeE iT tOo? ||☠️

Have a waffle bro #~ ♡