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Hello humans.

Welcome to my profile.

I'm clearly unacquainted with the standard greetings earthlings exchange with each other. But I hope you understand my stand as a member of the outer space. I'm from a planet and galaxy far, far away from earth. I was accidentally left here when I was a baby. Now, 20 years have almost passed and I'm still stuck in this dystopian society.

A few facts about me (because humans apparently like to relate to each other): 

- I'm fond of Greek mythology and deeply admire Aphrodite. Sadly, she still has to reward me with flawless skin and body type. 

- Animal flesh makes me upset, so I have embraced a pseudo-vegan lifestyle.

- I can kick your ass if you call me to fight. However, I usually find humans unworthy and undeserving of my wrath. In fact, I have more strength than a regular person.

- Because we are all destined to get a job one day and start our own families, I have been forced to attend this demeaning and meaningless educational system. Wasting thousands of dollars for a pointless degree serves no other purpose than to boost egos of those who can afford such luxury.

- I write because I can't deal the amount of stupidity I see in the human force around me. I shine these same humans under positive spotlight in my works to make reality more tolerable.

- Needless to say, as an alien, I am waiting for the day my batch mates/my parents would come back to get me. 

- By the way, humans have given me a name. Feel free to label me with the nickname (still don't comprehend the purpose of this) from the name.

Karina Bella