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1.) If you see a baby on your front step, don't adopt it. Spit on it, then kick it, then double it and give it to the next person.
2.) Legalize nuclear bombs.
3.) If you need to use the restroom, don't tell anyone. Just do it.
Follow them, please.
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IIBellyJellyII
Nov 01, 2024 08:22PM
I saw the REAL Santa on Halloween.I told him he skipped my house last year, but he said that he definitely had a distinct memory of walking in my room and watching me sleep for 5 minutes :DView all Conversations