3 steps:

1) Be yourself

2) Eat

3) Sleep for 12 hours

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{X} mentally with someone who doesn't actually exist

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Friends ask why you cry, while best friends grab a shovel and gets ready to bury who ever made you cry

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When life gives you lemons, please DO NOT make lemonade. Without water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna stink.

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(='.'=)          This, is Fluffy the Bunny. Please! Repost to help him
(") (")           gain world domination!

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Admit it. At least once you've eaten the entire apple core since the bin was too far.

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You realize that perfect has 7 letters, and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not O.O

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Hey! You! Not you, the other dude. No, to the right. -_- TO THE OTHER RIGHT! Ya! You! Do you like tacos?

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Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI. 

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I actually did join the dark side once... They lied about the cookies ಠ_ಠ

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{O,O}
./)_).                                    Oink! I is a pig!
  " "

 {0,0}
./)_).                                    Son, you are not a pig. You are an owl.
  " "

{O,O}
./)_).                                    SO MOM LIED TO ME?!
  " "

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When someone farts: "Ewwwww!" *chucks pillow at them*

When your dog farts: "Eh... Like I don't do that."